Creamy Parmesan Orzo

It occurs to me that people have an odd idea of what a "staple" is. No, I don't have butter on hand, but I do have four different bottles of balsamic vinegar. Other items I don't have: bread (I hold the bacon in my hand), mayonnaise (it's gross and should never be used as a hair conditioner no matter what the women's magazines tell you), cheese (because cheese addicts shouldn't keep it in the house). My pantry/fridge is not all bacon and balsamic mind you, I have a copious amount of Greek yogurt, marzipan shaped like fruit, 10 microwave vegetable lasagnas....

But when I'm not eating directly from the fridge or microwave this creamy, Parmesan orzo is a nice New Years treat. The recipe is great for practicing various beginner cooking techniques and only requires a little patience and the ability to focus. FOCUS, do not check your phone or computer. Or make tea.

Important cooking skills like sharpening your knife, chopping veggies roughly the same size, rendering fat, sweating vegetables, deglazing, focusing (side note: I only have one knife, one pot and one cutting board and hate cleaning dishes so one-pot dishes are my bff).

The key to cooking risotto-like orzo, sweating the onions and rendering the bacon are keeping the heat low. I have the tendency to go medium/high for everything and felt pretty zen after keeping it low and chill for so long.

Globs of butter, crispy bacon, creamy cheese, warm pasta, umami-rich wine and mushrooms and a hint of dill.

Recipe Time: Creamy Parmesan Orzo
recipe as given, my substitutions in {}
2.5 quarts
1 hour-ish

1lb Orzo
3/4 lb shiitake mushrooms {baby bella mushrooms}
1 large sweet onion, medium dice {3 small yellow onions}
Stick and a half butter {1 stick unsalted butter}
1 cup white wine
1½-2 cups water {2½ C hot water}
2 cups Parmesan(grated) {1 C shaved Parmesan}
1/4 lb pancetta, thinly sliced {1/4 lb uncured bacon}

Over medium to low heat:
Roughly chop pancetta, and render out in pan you'll be using for Orzo. After all fat is rendered and pancetta is crispy, remove and set aside.

Add diced onions to pan, sweat half way.

Chop mushrooms to desired size and add to pan. Add butter at intervals as mushrooms will absorb the fat. Lightly deglaze with a bit of white wine.

When mushrooms have cooked half way, add Orzo and butter (if necessary). Stir until all parts are fully coated for roughly a minute. Add rest of the white wine and stir. Partially reduce (do NOT burn orzo) and add water in s mall batches until Orzo is al dente. Kill the heat and add parm, pancetta, stir.

Add salt and pepper to taste, and finely chopped parsley {I added dill} right before serving. Note: parm is salty.

Pumpkin Pie in a Cupcake (no fancy title, it rocks!)

Every time you bake a pumpkin pie in a cupcake a kitten gets its wings. Seriously. And the angelic meows will serenade you as you enjoy your first delicious bite and your 30th secret bite, because no one can turn down a miniature pumpkin pie in a delectable vanilla cupcake with cream cheese frosting dusted with unicorn dust - I mean cinnamon.

Start by making the miniature pumpkin pies which are just like full-size pies except you need refrigerated, rolled pie dough and a round cutting device. A cookie cutter, a biscuit cutter or a glass cup with a thin edge will all work nicely. Expertly manipulate the tiny pie crust round into a tiny muffin tin. There will be folds, it won't look the best but that's okay! It almost doesn't matter what these look like - people will love you!

Mix the pie filling according to the directions on the side of the can. Why mess with grandma's recipe is what I always say. This canned gloop above is much tastier than straight up canned pumpkin which I always forget when I dip a big spoon into a can of plain pumpkin. Blech!

The two-pack of pie crusts only made 12 tiny pies (and some of those were mashed together scraps) so I poured the rest of the pumpkin filling in  large, glass casserole dish and called it pumpkin custard.

The pies don't take as long as a full-size one so keep your eye on them. The crust needs to be firm so it doesn't get soggy in the cupcake. The same goes for the filling - it should be fully cooked and set.

Butter for the cupcakes, butter for the frosting. You'd better stock up. We made these cupcakes vanilla but any cupcake recipe should work. I personally think a carrot cake with pumpkin pie inside would be great and meet your daily need for vegetables. You can mix this while the pies are cooking or after they come out of the oven since the pies should cool down and you don't want them to burn while you're busy eating cake batter.

Fill the regular-size cupcake tins about 1/3 full or just enough so that you have a layer of batter under the tiny pie and enough room to cover said pie with more batter. Gently! Gently place the pies in the batter, making sure not to squish the batter out from under the pie too much. Then cover the pie with more cupcake batter until it just covers the top of the pie.

These cupcakes were a little too big! Definitely some muffin top going on here. Bake according to your cupcake recipe or until the top is slightly golden. I find that as soon as I can smell the cupcakes (or brownies) baking they're done. No muffin cups needed, just a good non-stick pan and some cooking spray for good measure. Tilt the cupcakes on their side as soon as possible to stop the cooking process and start the cool down.

More glorious butter shots...here's half the ingredients for cream cheese frosting. After the frosting is all mixed scoop it into a zip-top plastic bag. Taste test it. Double check for flavor quality. Close up the top of the bag and snip a tiny hole in the corner to create a angel kitten frosting machine.

Taste testing in action. Nom nom nom.

Adapted from Bake It in a Cake (they seem to have taken down the recipe, and I didn't write it down!) A good vanilla cupcake recipe can be found all over the interwebs. Here's one from Magnolia - Magnolia's Vanilla Cupcake. The same goes for cream cheese frosting - this one is The Best Cream Cheese Frosting from Slash foods and it looks just like what we made.

Sausage Stuffing

MMMmmmm sausage. Focus! I disagree with the amount of broth in the original recipe, and maybe that's because I used dried bread instead of fresh, but it could also be a taste preference. I guess that's what happens when you shop for bread on Thursday morning and yet refuse to pay $3 or more a loaf - you buy dried bread cubes.

I like stuffing really moist, like a custard. I'd add at least 2 cups of broth and maybe more. You can always add liquid and rebake if it's not the right consistency for you.

Darn flashy cranberries, always stealing the show! This stuffing recipe made three times the amount seen in the above photo. I hope you love stuffing.

Receipe Time: Sausage Stuffing
adapted from Chow site
serves 10-12

2 pounds of dried bread cubes
1 pound sweet Italian sausage, casings removed
4 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/2 stick)
1 1/2 cups finely chopped celery (about 4 large stalks)
1 1/2 cups finely chopped yellow onion (about 1 large)
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
medium garlic cloves, minced
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh Italian parsley
1 teaspoons dried thyme
3/4 cup (if stuffing a turkey) or 1 1/2 cups (if baking separately) low-sodium chicken broth

1. Heat the oven to 350°F and arrange a rack in the middle.
2. Heat a large frying pan over medium-high heat until hot, about 2 minutes.
3. Add the sausage and break it into pea-size pieces. Cook, stirring occasionally, until it’s no longer pink, about 6 minutes. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the sausage to a medium bowl.
4. Set the pan with the sausage drippings back over medium-high heat and add the butter.
5. Once melted, add the celery, onions, and paprika. Season with salt and pepper and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions are softened, about 6 minutes.
6. Add the garlic and sauté until fragrant, about 30 seconds.
7. Add the reserved sausage and the herbs and stir to combine.
8. Add 3/4 cup of the broth and scrape the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon to release any browned bits.
9. Transfer the sausage mixture to a bowl with the bread cubes and stir to combine. Let sit for 10 minutes. Taste and season with additional salt and pepper as needed.
10. If you’re using the stuffing in a turkey, let it cool to room temperature before proceeding (do not add the remaining 3/4 cup broth—the stuffing will moisten as it cooks inside the turkey).
11. If you’re baking it separately, add just enough broth to moisten the mixture (you may not need the entire remaining 3/4 cup). Taste and season with more salt and pepper as needed.
12. Transfer to a 4-quart baking dish, cover with a lid or foil, and bake 20 minutes. Uncover and bake until dry to the touch and golden brown on top, about 20 minutes more.

Greek Yogurt Mashed Potatoes

You probably know how to make mashed potatoes. But did you know they make a great glue (between your turkey cake layers) or an excellent icing (again - turkey cake!). What I learned while making these is that salting the water when you boil the potatoes makes a huge difference in flavor. I already knew Greek yogurt is a tasty replacement for sour cream and it lends a subtle creamy tang to these potatoes.

Look at that fantastic mashed potato icing!

Recipe Time: Greek Yogurt Mash Potatoes
adapted from Chow site
serves 8-10

3 pounds Yukon gold potatoes
Salt
4 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 stick)
1/2 cup skim milk (if the mash seem too dry add milk a little bit at a time)
1/2 cup fat-free Greek yogurt
Freshly ground black pepper

1. Peel potatoes, cut into 1-1/2-inch chunks, you can place the chunks in a large bowl of water to prevent browning while you're chopping.
2. When the potatoes are all cut, place in a large pot. Immediately add cold water to cover the potatoes by at least 2 inches and enough salt so that the water tastes like seawater.
3. Bring to a boil over high heat. Once boiling, reduce heat to medium low and simmer until potatoes can easily be pierced with a fork and just begin to fall apart, about 15 minutes.
4. Drain potatoes in a colander and let sit undisturbed for about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in the pot used to cook the potatoes, warm the butter and the milk over medium heat until the mixture is hot and the butter has melted. Remove from heat.
5. Add the milk mixture to the potatoes and mash it together.
6. Fold in the yogurt until evenly combined and smooth, being careful not to overwork the potatoes. If the potatoes are too thick, add more milk and stir to combine.
7. Season generously with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

1-2-3-4 Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting

This recipe can be found on the back of the Swans Down Cake Flour box. In fact, as I look at the box I realize this cake and frosting recipe is probably the one featured on the box front. Our cake does not look as pretty, but it tastes just as good; because butter and sugar have never failed to make a cake rock.*

Before you begin, you might want some kitchen items we did not have: flour sifter, icing spatula, cake stand and cover, hand or stand mixer, blah blah blah. Don't worry about it. Your cake might look nicer and it might take less effort, but without these tools you will build arm strength and learn patience. That's priceless. Did I mention the cake still tastes great?

I think buttering and flouring your pans works more effectively when baking cakes than using the spray and I'm not a spray hater in general. The bonus is getting flour all over the counters. Yay! If you have a mixer use it now! A nice alternative for butter creaming is a fork and a potato masher. Creamed butter and sugar is hard to resist sampling. I dare you to try and resist.

Mix thoroughly after each egg. (Don't eat after adding eggs but before cooking!)

A flour sifter is appropriate, but a metal colander works in a pinch. I've learned that baking is not at all like cooking, it's very strict and science-y. If you don't pay close attention you will be punished (don't pay attention to me, do read and follow the recipe though).

Always add dry to wet when baking. Or add wet to wet. Here we do both. Alternate adding the flour mix and the milk mix to the delicious butter mix.

We split the mix into three pans like the box recommended, but The Art of Baking web site has time suggestions if you want to try cupcakes or two larger pans.

Overall, the cake is buttery, moist and yummy. There was not enough frosting to cover the whole cake, but that's probably because we were not successful with the milk/flour roux the Swans box had in their cream cheese frosting recipe. Meh, what can you do?

Recipe Time: 1-2-3-4 Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting
(adapted from the Swans Down Cake Flour box and The Art of Baking web site)
serves 12

1 cup butter or margarine
2 cups sugar
3 cups sifted Swans Down Cake Flour
3 tsps baking powder
½ tsp salt
4 eggs
1 cup skim milk
1 and ½ tsp vanilla

1. Cream butter. Gradually add sugar, beating until light and fluffy.
2. Add eggs one at a time to creamed mixture, beating well after each addition.
   
3. Sift flour with baking powder and salt. 
4. Add flour mixture alternately with milk and flavorings, beating after each addition until smooth. 
5. Pour batter into 3 greased and floured 9-inch layer pans, using about 2-1/3 cups batter in each pan. 
6. Bake at 350 degrees F for 25 to 30 minutes. 
7. Cool in pans 10 minutes. Remove from pans and finish cooling on racks.

Frosting

1 stick unsalted butter
8 oz reduced fat cream cheese
1 cup confectioners' sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract

1. Combine all ingredients at room temperature.
2. Blend well.
3. Spread on cooled cake.

*The red stuff in the first photo is pureed frozen strawberries with a wee bit of confectioners' sugar. A good frosting alternative or addition.