Creamy Parmesan Orzo

It occurs to me that people have an odd idea of what a "staple" is. No, I don't have butter on hand, but I do have four different bottles of balsamic vinegar. Other items I don't have: bread (I hold the bacon in my hand), mayonnaise (it's gross and should never be used as a hair conditioner no matter what the women's magazines tell you), cheese (because cheese addicts shouldn't keep it in the house). My pantry/fridge is not all bacon and balsamic mind you, I have a copious amount of Greek yogurt, marzipan shaped like fruit, 10 microwave vegetable lasagnas....

But when I'm not eating directly from the fridge or microwave this creamy, Parmesan orzo is a nice New Years treat. The recipe is great for practicing various beginner cooking techniques and only requires a little patience and the ability to focus. FOCUS, do not check your phone or computer. Or make tea.

Important cooking skills like sharpening your knife, chopping veggies roughly the same size, rendering fat, sweating vegetables, deglazing, focusing (side note: I only have one knife, one pot and one cutting board and hate cleaning dishes so one-pot dishes are my bff).

The key to cooking risotto-like orzo, sweating the onions and rendering the bacon are keeping the heat low. I have the tendency to go medium/high for everything and felt pretty zen after keeping it low and chill for so long.

Globs of butter, crispy bacon, creamy cheese, warm pasta, umami-rich wine and mushrooms and a hint of dill.

Recipe Time: Creamy Parmesan Orzo
recipe as given, my substitutions in {}
2.5 quarts
1 hour-ish

1lb Orzo
3/4 lb shiitake mushrooms {baby bella mushrooms}
1 large sweet onion, medium dice {3 small yellow onions}
Stick and a half butter {1 stick unsalted butter}
1 cup white wine
1½-2 cups water {2½ C hot water}
2 cups Parmesan(grated) {1 C shaved Parmesan}
1/4 lb pancetta, thinly sliced {1/4 lb uncured bacon}

Over medium to low heat:
Roughly chop pancetta, and render out in pan you'll be using for Orzo. After all fat is rendered and pancetta is crispy, remove and set aside.

Add diced onions to pan, sweat half way.

Chop mushrooms to desired size and add to pan. Add butter at intervals as mushrooms will absorb the fat. Lightly deglaze with a bit of white wine.

When mushrooms have cooked half way, add Orzo and butter (if necessary). Stir until all parts are fully coated for roughly a minute. Add rest of the white wine and stir. Partially reduce (do NOT burn orzo) and add water in s mall batches until Orzo is al dente. Kill the heat and add parm, pancetta, stir.

Add salt and pepper to taste, and finely chopped parsley {I added dill} right before serving. Note: parm is salty.